"Perfect. Okay, now make a fist and slowly ease it underneath your chin...Okay, hold still. Just imagine that your weightless. You're in the ocean and you're surrounded by little sea horses."
-Deb (Napolean Dynamite)
OK let me explain...I somehow lost my Bally's membership card in the last 8 months or so that we haven't gone to the gym, go figure. I don't know maybe my subconscious lost it on purpose so I wouldn't have to go, at any rate I have looked and looked but to no avail. So now that we have started going back because we decided that we didn't want to donate $50/mo to Bally's anymore I had to buck up and pay the $10 to get a replacement. When I went in on Monday morning the girl told me that she would give me one week to find my card but I told her I had been looking for 6 months and haven't been able to find it so I had better just buy a new one. I didn't have my wallet with me at the time so I told her I would do it the next day. So on Tuesday afternoon when we went to the gym I purchased my replacement card. I figured that my picture was still in their system and they would just print me out a new one with the same picture from before so I was just standing there hanging out resting my head on my hand when suddenly the girl was like "OK Jennifer, smile." I looked over and this weird camera deal was in my face. For some reason I thought I took my hand down but apparently I was only thinking "Hey I should probably remove my hand out from under my chin" but I never did so here is the end result:

So now everytime I go to check in I am embarassed because they see this weird glamour shot pose and they probably think that I think I am all that and a bag of Doritos but reality I am just dense. Scot will never let me live it down either, in the mornings when he says goodbye to me he puts his hand under his chin and says "I'll see you at the gym."